penis jokes

& i have 26 bruises on my legs

i’ve been coming home after 12am every night for 5 days in a row omg

ugh im horny

i was out with me friends last night & i dropped my phone somewhere

so if you text me i can’t reply asdfg

aw omg i like him so much 

omg im so over whelemed like you know when someone touch you & you literally feel butterflies in your entire stomach & you wanna scream because he is touching you omg guys smell like guy perfume from all the hugs & ugh asdgrtfg

OMG IM SORRY IF I HAVEN’T MESSAGED YOU BACK BUT I JUST GOT HOME FROM A PARTY/FESTIVAL AND WOMMG WOE SHIT WENT DOWN NIGGA LIKE DRAMA 

i really wanna take a moment & thank you fanfics writers because if it weren’t for you i would not know how to flirt

#realmotherfuckingtalkyoimserious

don’t know if i love or hate my theme 

im getting ready for the festival or whatever you should call it

omfg im so excited i think i might vomit

i wanna have sex with perrie & demi so badly crying ohmg sfrdfffffffff

fffcuk:

please don’t hit on the person i like

i went on my blog & it was so weird because i’ve totally forgotten i changed theme yesterday pmsl loser

IM SO MAD LIKE GOD DAMMIT TIMES LIKE THIS IS WHEN IM LIKE “im so definitely not gay” SIGH

do you ever look at someone & just go

“i so wanna suck your dick” 

AND OMG I WATCHED THE WHOLE SEASONS OF ORPHAN BLACK OHYMYGOD BEST SHIT I’VE SEEN IN AGES LIKE GUYS OHMYGOD 

2013*

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