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Jessy; penis jokes are my talent, one direction are currently ruining my life & i hate those lil shits for it ratchet ass niggas jfc my dream is to kick harry styles in the balls #pray4me.


i ended up throwing all my cupcakes away omfg

06.20
# they looked so bad# and they even tasted worse# my original plan was becoming a baker and then# get a job at the local bakery in holmes chapel# and then when harry was gonna visit i'll impress him with my baking skills# then he would slowly start flirting with me# and then i say why don't you come over tomorrow and we'll have a cupcake competition# but then we would end up having a food fight# and then one random day after not seeing each other for a while i would give him a cupcake with my number in it# and then we would fall in love and become your new otp