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Jessy;
penis jokes are my talent, one direction are currently ruining my life & i hate those lil shits for it ratchet ass niggas jfc my dream is to kick harry styles in the balls #pray4me.
i ended up throwing all my cupcakes away omfg
06.20
# they looked so bad
# and they even tasted worse
# my original plan was becoming a baker and then
# get a job at the local bakery in holmes chapel
# and then when harry was gonna visit i'll impress him with my baking skills
# then he would slowly start flirting with me
# and then i say why don't you come over tomorrow and we'll have a cupcake competition
# but then we would end up having a food fight
# and then one random day after not seeing each other for a while i would give him a cupcake with my number in it
# and then we would fall in love and become your new otp