Jessy; penis jokes are my talent, one direction are currently ruining my life & i hate those lil shits for it ratchet ass niggas jfc my dream is to kick harry styles in the balls #pray4me.
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i ended up throwing all my cupcakes away omfg

June 20th
tagged:  they looked so bad  and they even tasted worse  my original plan was becoming a baker and then  get a job at the local bakery in holmes chapel  and then when harry was gonna visit i'll impress him with my baking skills  then he would slowly start flirting with me  and then i say why don't you come over tomorrow and we'll have a cupcake competition  but then we would end up having a food fight  and then one random day after not seeing each other for a while i would give him a cupcake with my number in it  and then we would fall in love and become your new otp
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