yearauhl:

why are there pretty girls on tumblr like what are u doing here

go out and get laid

zaynsmalik:

HÅLL KÄFTEN ZALANDO I S2G

harryfuckmymouth:

if i ever meet harry im going to pretend to have a heart attack just so he could pay more attention to me and touch me

internetexplorers:

*snorts a line of hot chocolate powder*

this little kid at school was taking the piss out of me

nigga & you wonder why kids scare the shit out of me omg she even called me brown instead of black like no nigga u crossed the line 

muffinmachine:

My grandpa got his first spam email and he called the police

horanvanity:

niggas be looking like damn they’re fly